Saturday, January 31, 2009

"Crank 2: High Voltage" Trailer

Here it is...the trailer you've all been waiting for!!! Well, maybe not, but there is something fascinating about this series, you've got to admit. This sequel especially reminds me of this film I saw a few years called Nowhere Man about a guy who wakes up and discovers his penis has been "stolen." Rather than attach an artificial one, he seeks out the men (and woman) who took it from him. It wasn't well made enough to be as fun as it sounds, but I'm hoping Crank 2 is. Crank was some sort of fun, but had too many down moments and, oddly enough, not enough narrative adrenaline to keep it going for its short running time. I'm keeping the faith that Statham can take the energy to 11 for this one and make it...electric.


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6 comments:

j.white said...

Well, I'll admit: it doesn't look half bad. Personally, though, I've just never been able to buy Jason Statham as a pumped-up action star. He's got the physique for it, but I just can't buy it for some reason. Question: is the whole movie done with a fish-eye? THAT would be a interesting.

Brandon Colvin said...

I had high hopes for Statham in THE BANK JOB and TRANSPORTER 3, but was ultimately disappointed by both of them. I haven't seen the original CRANK, but I hear it's a hoot. I'm sure I'll be seeing this in a theater with my little brother at some point.

Tony said...

Ehh. The trailer will do...













































I'll download the sex scenes as soon as it comes out.

Jacob Shoaf said...

Sorry for not responding sooner. I've been laughing since this was posted.

James Hansen said...

I'm hoping this one is a little more jacked up than the original. It was a hoot of sorts, but it wasn't nearly as exciting as a movie about a man who must keep his adrenaline up should have been. Still, this looks pretty solid in terms of hilariously fun action movies.

Jacob Shoaf said...

Tony, do you realize how long it took me to figure out that you included a million blank lines in your response? I presumed the interwebs was lying to me when my reply didn't immediately show up under yours. You should be less ashamed about your porn addiction so I don't get confused.